fto vdeo DUFAN! yeeyy

neh qte d istana boneka,, biz puyeng g dha lemes qhirna izt dlu d ISTAbon! :)


neh naek niagara..
wkwkwkw
g dha slsai dluan,,




neh qte naek 2kle, yg ptma g kgk kudz soalna mce eneg yg k2 KUDZ DUNX!!! :)


cepe, dvi dan aal d bianglala mlm2 liat indahnya jakarta..

bru turun naek bianglala.. dune dbe d bianglala


fto ma bdut mlm2,, tornado mlm2, tp g kgk kud soalna dha puyeng!



neh ge naek pontang potang y klo kgk slh nmana.. lupha g,, wkwkkw


biang lala mlm2.. :)

neh g, evan, pepi, nia, felis naek kuda2,,
kyk naq qcil tp seru..
:)

yah..
nehlha kurang lbh fto2 qte,,
dha fto aib jga,,
PAZTE dunx..
tp ntar jha d uplodna,,
:)

WE ROCK DUFAN! :)

bawal dr kmrn mlm,,
g d invet d chat ma dbe, cepe..
mreka njakin g kdufan,,
mw c g sbnrna,,
tp duit g bwat neh bln tgal 120rb,,
truz g bru tw klo tiket msuk dufan jha 140rb!!
OMG, jngnkhan bwad kudz kdufan, bwad msukna jha g kgk mampu..
truz CEPE yg sngd baik hati tba2 blang, "vie, lw mw pnjem duit g dlu kgk??"
glaaa..
tuh dha kyk secerca oase d gurun kering!!
cahilah bahasa g sok puitis sampah,,
wkwkwkkw
nah truz qhirna tbalha neh ari,,
krna qte ge mw pngiritn bsar2n jd lw tw??
qte kmbali nbolang..
wkwkw..
bwa bekal, minum dr hume..
wkwkwkw..
truz bwa bju, bh, klor sma dbwa,,
wkwkwk..
tp manx bguna lho!!
wkkwkwkwkwkw
truz pagi2 bngun jem7 kurang soalna qtmu mcd alsut jem stgh8 soalna mw naek trans bsd..
truz dha kmpul qte capcus k transbsd..
dha gtu ge otw!
UNTUNG mce otw..
NIA sang BAE HATI tlp nnya qte bbrp truz mw nebeng dy jha kg??
OMG!!
PUJI TUHAN HALELUYA SEMBAH SUJUD NUNGGING KOPROL!!
wkwkkwkw..
kgk mngknlha tqe tolak,,
scra qte KERE MANIAK, lmyn glaa irit 30rb!!
truz qte nunggu dpn OMNI..
lmyn c,,
qra2 stgh jemn..
qte byasalha nbanyol, ktwa2, bcanda goblok tp bwat qte sng!!
awal2na smngd, lma2 dha mulay cape..
wkwkwk..
qte dha kyk 4 cwe tolol bdiri dpn OMNI..
ge bdiri asek2 tba2 dha truk lwat truz lindes pha gtu jd bunyi petasan gtu..
lngsng 4 cwe LATAH treak dha kyk dunia milik pribadi djln..
mulay dr latah yg ane mpe yg prah kluar..
b4: "eh anjing lw babi lw kodok setan dsr glaa syok g!"
truz ktwa!!
GEJE bngd y?
wkwkwkw.
trzu dteng nia ma bkapna..
bae bngdd..
dmobil dha felis, aai, evan, ma pepi..
truz tmbah qte b4,,
jln k ancol..
slma pjlnn dha jha hal tolol yg qte ktwain..
mngkn byasa jha cman slalu dbwat ktwa,,
pz nympe, ancol blom buka..
g dha antri tiket..
ajegilee tiketna bnrn 140rb!
nyesek..
pz nympe kyk byasa FTO!!
wkwkkww..
truz qte ge omongn slh atu tmn sd qte yg sering dbully,,
qte pgil dy c bengkok..
wkwkkw..
krna dy bongkok xtream!!
tba2 ge ntaen dy gtu tnytaaa, dha dy d dufan!!
wkwkwkwkw.
UMUR BENGKOK!!
wkwkwkwk
dha gtu msuk, ptma qte maen TORNADO!!
asekk..
pwas bngd maen tornado..
oh y, d tornado jga dha rombongn 2kluarga dr surabaya gtu,,
mce medok2,,
tp seru koq,,
bae orangna,,
qte smpet fto breng n NEBENG FTO k dy,,
kgk tw d tuh d apus kgk klo dy jiji liat qte,,
wkwkwkwk
biz tuh pmaenn neh yg g kgk ska,,
kgk mw naek ge..
KINCIR2,,
g naek biz tornado,,
glaa..
slsai tuh g brasa otak g dperut, perut g dpantat, mata g d tete!! (LHO?)
wkwkwkw
g puyeng mw muntah,,
babi..
g lngsnx lemes, lunglai mpe kgk bsa kentut,,
y ylha manx lw kntut tyap dtik? tolol g!
wkwkwkw
truz bbrp pmaen g kgk kud gra2 mce puyeng pala g,,
y y, ,
g akui fisik g sngd lemah, kgk kyk tmn g yg laen,,
dha nini2 g dha lenje n tua,,
wklwkwkkw..
truz dha gtu qte maen bbrp pmaenn truz mkan..
yeey,,
aku buka bekal dr hume,,
:)
untung jga soalna yg laen mhal2,,
wkwkwkw..
truz biz mkan g dha enakn,,
dha syap bwat maen yg laen..
qte biz mkan nuntoen SPIDEMAN!!
wooww..
g ska lho!!
g ge mimpi kpan g bsa kyk gtu,,
g ska teater drama gtu,,
sbnrna g mw lho jd artis,,
kyk impian gtu..
tp lw twlha g..
glaaa..
mw jd artis pha??
artis pmbntu dsiksa aer pnas dlindes mobil tgal debu g??
g ge..
wkwkwkw..
OH Y!!
omong2 soal artis td dha artis yg iklan pha gtu yg gery salut coklut kykna naq cwena yg bule tuh dha ddufan kyk breng gtu maenn..
y oloh!!
nungging pantat g,,
blagu jha,,
norak ge ma tmn2na..
mlzn,,
wkwkkwkkw..
truz qte maen2 ge..
n lw tw??
dha hal bdoh yg tjadi ma g!!
mngkn klo d dialogin jd gne,,
kgk tw lucu kgk..

manx kdang NARSIS mmbwa PETAKA!!
crita g ge jln ma tmn2 g dr mcd mw kmna gtu,,
g ge jln santay gtu d deretan tgh klo kgk slh,,
g dgr swara dr blkng yg g pkir tmn g tuh njakin fto..
A: treak! "e, fto yukk!"
tnpa mikir pha2, yg g dgn sngd sngd PD g kira tuh tmn g yg njak tnpa mkir g nengok, treak!
dvi: "YUUUKKK!!"
OMG!!
pz g nengok orang laen,,
bkn tmn g,,
cwe tmpang beku mndiem bngun gra2 dha orang glaa tba2 nymber njak dfto pdhl kgk!!
g lngsnx nkaakk sjd2na,,
tmn2 g lngsnx hina2 g dgn binal n ktwa gede bngdd,,
truz tmn g blang,,
kykna orang td tuh kgk jd fto d gra2 dy kra qte ktwain dy pdhl g ge ktawain KTOLOLAN DVI!!

truz qte naek pha gtu g luphaa n lw tw??
orang yg td omong fto tuh qtmu ma g ge,,
anjriitt,,
wkwkwkw,,
malu g, tp g sok stay cool jha,,
kyk kgk tjdi pha2,,
TAE bngd g!!
truz tmn2 g dha pda treak : "fto yuukk!!" truz djwab ge : " YUUUUKKK!!"
JREB!! nancep!
wkwkwkw
dha gtu g naek niagara!
SERU!
sbnrna lw tw kgk??
g ma aai tuh sbnrna kgk basah ma kle,,
c dune ma cepe yg kuyup..
n lw tw? mreka dndam,,
mreka kgk trima klo qte kgk bsahh,,
n qhirna dr blkang mreka dgn binalna guyur aer k qte,,
jdlha qte bsah!!
dha gtu qte lngsnx lnjud naek arum jeram,,
ptma g mlih tmpat duduk dket ma dune, jd adep k jln yg bkal qte jlnn,,
truz evan ploh tmpat duduk yg blkngn jalur aer yg bkal qte lwatn,,
bru msukin spatu kdlm,,
jln bru jga stgh meter,,
glaa..
dha kna aer g,,
tas, baju, bh, kolor, clna sma basah,,
glaa..
g spnjang jln ankat tas g,,
dha srsa mng kjwaraan olimpiade yg bwa2 piala pdhl bwa tas,,
glaa..
basah sma,,
bju gnti g lngsnx g amankhan,,
dha gtu lw tw??
tololna qte,,
mw keringn bdan naek ontang anting!!
GOBLOK jga y qte,,
mw keringn bju mah gnti bju gtu,,
neh qte mlah naek ontang anting,,
dha kena angin, kering kgk bsa2 bsk msuk angin n kena paru2 bsah,,
tolol..
wkwkkwkwkwkw..
dha gtu biz naek tuh bju kering cman demek2 asem cetut bletek mlah mw naek arum jeram ge..
TOLOL bngd y,,
wkwkwkw..
truz dha gtu qte naek ge..
dha ge neh k goblokan qte..

khan biz naek ontang anting qte mw arum jeram ge,,
c cepe tmn g niatna mw njakin qte yuk jln k arum jeram,,
tp dy mlah slh omong..
jdna gne kira2 klo ddialog!
cepe: "oi, yuk jln yuk k muara karang!"
truz tmn g c dbe dgn polosna jwab..
dbe: "yuk k PIK yuk brenang!!"
g jga manx dha dsrna LEMOT, TELMI, kgk nymbung hooh jha ge,,
dvi: "duhh, glaa.. klo k PIK g kgk dha duit, jual bh neh g!"
tba2 dune mulay erti..
dune: "HAAH?? phaan c? koq k muara karang?
cepe: " e, slh mksdna k arum muarmu! e pha c tuh nmana?"
lngsnx d treakin..
anak2: "ARUM JERAM BEGO! mlah nymbung k muara karang, PIK!! TOLOL"
wkwkwkkwkwkw

crita dha mw naek ge neh arum jeram,,
skrng g lbh psyapn,,
g msukin tas g k plastik byar kgk bsah,,
spatu g jga..
g kgk mw jatuh klubang yg ama bwat k2 klena,,
kyk keledai yg jtuh k lubang yg ama bwat k2 kle,,
klo g kgk mw kuyup ancur barang g bwat k2 klena..
wkwkwkwk..
trzu dha nympe critana..
g mw nwek plih tmpat duduk kgk mw d tmpat yg td dunx,,
gra2 td g kena aer pling bnyk,,
qhirna g plih tmpat duduk yg blkangn jalur aer yg bkal qte lwatin,,
sng dunx g,,
yeeyy,,
pkir g dsne kgk bkal kna aer,,
twna!!!
manx tuh aer dha kira g kolam kle,,
dkra g ratu aer sejagat kle,,
bru jln kna aer,,
bh, klor, baju sma basah kuyup..
g kmbali ritual spti biasa,,
angkat tas n spatu g layakna kyk orang dpet piala,,
dha kyk lomba ktangkasan gtu g hindarin aer mansur aer k tas n spatu g,,
bru g ge omong d jln,,
lw tw tmn g yg nmana felis?
glaaa..
g ksx dy gelar RATU KERING d tuh,,
dy naek tuh kgk dha bsah2na ma skle,,
g bngun dy hoky bnr,,
bnr2 kering kinclong gtu,,
kyk naek aer d matahari gtu kering..
g bru ge omong!
dvi: "tuh c fliz dsno hrs bsah tuh byar adi...."
blom mpe mingkem tuh mulut slsai omongn tuh dha d guyur ge,,
glaa..
bsah total g,,
mlah d hina2 gtu ge,,
nancep g,
wkwkkw..
lngsnx g gnti bju,,
wkwkwkw..

mlah pz g ge gnti bju dkmar mndi gtu dha orang dr lwar kyk omong gtu mksdna k g,,
g dgr dr dlm,,
y mngkn g manx dha lma cman g jga natri..
ibu tae: "duh, neh sypa c ddlm, lma bngd!"
dvi: tae neh ibu,, g jga antri (dlm ati) truz sngaja g lma2n,,
pz g kluar g liat tmpang tuh ibu tae sinis g dha nungguin jha tuh klo mpe dy omel omong ge kyk td,,
lngsnx g njak perang tae tuh ddlm,,
lngsnx g jwabn kle tuh,,
lw kira neh wc pny bpak moyang lw? g jga antri kle! babi lw!"
dsr ibu muka kyk tae,,
dha muka item abstrak, bau, dhalha mirip tae g yg tyapa ri g bwang,,
jd slama neh g bwang tuh ibu k kloset,,
HAHAHAHHAHA.. NKAAK G!!
mngkn tuh ibu skrng kupingna bkn panas,,
khan byasa klo orang ge d omongn kupingna pnas kta mitos,,
tp klo tuh ibu kupingna kluar tae kle,,
wkwkkw,,

mmpus d tuh ibu! RESE!

dha rapi gtu qhirna mreka naek tornado ge,,
tp g kgk mw,,
g tkut eneg ge,,
g dha kgk kuat,,
dha lemes,,
kntut g jga dha tisur sma,,
wkwkwkwk..
dha gtu g naek yg kuda tuh,,
kyk naek kcil y?
tp g ska,,
truz naek bianglala,,
liat indahna jkrta dr atas,,
pasang lagu JAIHO nnyi2 d bianglala,,
pling norak, rusuh ndri,,
mngkn klo d liat dr bwah cman tmpat g, dune, cepe, dbe, aai yg goyang2 gra2 gerak2 mluu..
truz qhirna naek potang potang,,
syangna dha c tp mlmna qte ge,,
g ma evan..
g duduk dsblh kanan byar g yg gncet dy soalna dy gede g dha kyk upil gtu dbnding dy,,
klo dy yg gnjet g dha kyk upil d laminating,,
wkjkwkwkw..
truz tuhkhan cpet gtukhan,,
g dha gncet dy,,
dha srasa ge pcaran mw cipokan,,
qhirna g tdurn d dbahu dy,,
saking capena,,
wkwkwk..
g tdur spnjang tuh merem,,
slaen cape byar kgk puyeng jga,,
dha srsa ge iklan shampoo g,,
rmbut g ktiup angin gtu mlambai2,,
truz rmbut g msuk mlut dy,,
wkwkwkkwkwkw..
dha kyk pha jhaa,,
qhirna qte pulang djmput ma papyna nia,,
mampir mcd dlu mkan..
laper,,
babi2 d perut g dha pda grook grook grrokk mnta mkan,,
mkan truz blik,,
dmobil byasalha,,
ktwa2 bhas hal tolol..
wkwkkwkwkw..
truz pulang,,
nympe hume g qra2 stgh11 kurang tnpa mkir ge g lngsnx mndi 1jem d kmar mndi,,
wkwkwk..
lulur2n, sikat kaki, sabunan, gosok badan, kramas mpe brsih kinclong,,
tdna g dha kyk orang kmpung maen d lupur, bau bandarkebang, bmnyak, lepek kyk juragan minyak biz dangdutan,,
wkwkwkwkkw..
yawdhalhaa..
sgne dulu,,
ntar ftona g msukin d post slnjutna d,,
neh kykna dha pnjang bngdd,,
wkwkwk..
ok d,,
WE ROCK DUFAN!!
YEEYY..
:)

crita DUBUR jem2 pagii.. wkwkkw..

HAHAHAHAHA
bmula dr chatting 2 cwe tolol..
g n tmn g inisial FDL,,
*soalna bsa nurunin martabat dy*
kwkwkwkwkw..
ptmana qte cman chatting byasa,,
ge bhas fto, obrol2,,
tdna lmyn rame chatna,,
tba2 tgal qte b2..
truz ptmna cman byasa2..
mulaylha c FDL blang chat..

FDL: eh vi, npa y tyap boker kluar drah trus? pdhl ge kgk dpet lho
dvi: hah y? wasir kle, ato lw klo bokerna keras truz lw pksa jd lecet..
FDL: y kle y! mngkn g tlalu smngd bngd kle y edenna,,
dvi: cba mnum obat jha
FDL: smbuhnna gmna y?
dvi: cba k dokter jha, wktu ntuh prnh, sypa gtu g lupha duburna jga bdarah gra2 bokerna keras truz dy eden gtu kle y jd lecet n bdarah..
*FDL mulay kgk karuan! imajinasi tngkat tnggi oleh 2 cwe tolol*
FDL: truz klo g preksa k dokter mca dubur g d cek gtu? truz mca g nungging dpn dokterna??
dvi: mngkn cman konsul doanx kle, kgk mpe d cek gtu duburna!!
*dvi mulay mnyadari topik yg agak ane bwat jem 2 pagi*
dvi: gean g mna tw c,, lw kra g AHLI DUBUR pha??
FDL: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH..
"ya sodara2 silahkan kunjungi rumah devi untuk konsultasi dubur, mulai dr dubur murahan sampai dubur berdarah"
dvi: HAHAHAHAHAHA.. BEGO AH,, gean lw konsul ma g srius bngd,, seolah2 g dha jd ratu DUBUR,, yg kyk tw dubur sma orang d dunia.. wkkwkwkw..
FDL: HAHAHAHAHHAHA
dvi: ntar g msuk dokter SPECIALIS DUBUR N SKITARNA,, wkkwkw.. orang2 mah keren specialis jntung, specialis mata, otak.. g?? y, mari qte sambut tepuk tangan yg meriah dr DOKTER DVI dr bid. specialis DUBUR! bdohhh.. bkn d tepuk tangann yg dha mlah dhina2 g,, wkkwkwkw..
FDL: HAHAHAHAHHAHA
dvi: lw cba mkan makann yg berserat jha,, byar lancar tuh boker lw,,
FDL: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
dvi: e, lw koq ktwa? orang ksx tw..
FDL: oh,, tuh bnrn?? g qra ge bcanda!
*GUBBBBRRRRAAAAKKKKKKK*
dvi: y bnrnlhaa,,
FDL: manx mkanan bserat kyk pha?
dvi: cba ubi, singkong, pisang, pepaya, biar bokerna lancar..
FDL: tp kmrn g dha mkan pepaya cmpur jeruk lho! tp dok, dubur saya mce bdarah..
dvi: wah,, mngkn dubur kamu brasal dr jman perungu, jman neolitikum yg mce d jaman purba batu! jd anda boker batu mpe2 dubur anda bedarah n lobangna segede telapak gajah..
*jd nyasar k sejarah jman purba!* wkwkwk
FDL: hahahahahahhahaha
trus dha bbrp chat yg dskip y..
soalna mnykut tntang seseorang..
klo dy d omongn bsa pnjang urusanna,,
wkwkwk..
jd mohon maaph yg neh HRS d skip!
FDL: e,, qte gla y.. omongn dubur jem 2 pagi.. ane2 jha..
dvi: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
FDL: orang mah omongn pha gtu, qte mlah omongn dubur..
dvi: y manx,, orang2 mah cwe2 cntik jem sgne dha tdur, ato kgk omongn salon ato kgk blang mkan indomi jem sgne naq y,, qte 2 cwe glaa mlah omongn dubur,,
FDL: manx,, bsa ilfil neh mah cwo2 ma qte klo tw gne.. cwe2 mlm2 bkn tdur ato medipedi gtu neh mlah omongn dubur, kyk konsul hangat breng dokter dubur.. lma2 qte bwat quis interaktif dubur yo dubur..
dvi: wkwkwkwkwkwkwkw.. tolol y qte.. yawdhalha.. bdo amat cwo2 mw ilfil jga,, kgk peduli,, mlz jaim2..
FDL: HAHAHHAHA
dvi: wkwkwk.. g dha chape nkak neh,, g ntar mw tulis d blog g ahh ktololan qte.. wwkwkkw..
FDL: e,, glaa.. lw ntra tulis d blog jngn blang2 nma g c dbur bedarah y,,
dvi: HAHAHHAHAHAHAH

wkwkwkwk..
tuhlha crita 2 cwe tolol crita dubur jem 2pagi d kala sma orang dah tdur dgn nnyak,,
mngkn dha jga kle y yg ge mimpi dubur,,
wkwkwkwk..
yawdhalhaa,,
maaph klo neh trlalu tbuka ato pha,,
met tdur sma,,
salam GAHUL DUBUR forever!!
wkwkwkkwkwkwkwkwkwk

REUNIAN SD!! yeyyy! :)

hay hay hay..

mce nget kgk ma tmn2 sd lw??
jman2 cupu, polos, kanak2, imut, tp tetep dha yg brutal..
wkwkwk..
neh ari g biz REUNIAN SD!!
wkwkkw..
sng bngd d,,
bnyk yg brubah, tp dha jha yg still the same..
wkwkwkw..
awalna c canggung, mngkn krna dha lma kgk ktmu n kgk dha tegur sapa*cahilah bhasana*
tp lma2 dha mndyngn,,
wkwkwk..
truz kyk biasalha,,
FTO2, ktawa2, gosip..
nah neh pz qte d pizza..
:)
truz qte nuntoen breng,,
wkwkkwkw..
pz qte jln d sms..
qte dha kyk mw JARAH sms,,
qte jln skmpung muterin mol..
sma orang pda minggir,,
srsa artis jhaa..
wkwkwkwkkw..
qte dha kyk manusia purba bru k mol,,
muter2 geje qhirna nongkrong,,
wkwkwk..
oh y,,
sblomna,,
neh dy tim sukses PANITIA yg brasil mpulin sma,,
:)
tba2 tlintas ide qte bwat HAPPY PUPPY!!
jujur jha,,
swara g ancur bin kresek..
bwad omong jha pas2n boro2 nnyi,,
tp tuh bkn mslh,,
yg pntyng FUN!!
yeeyy..
qhirna qte k happy puppy..
tp yg kudz mulay bkuran cman 13 orang,,
qte maen sktar 2jem,,
mulay dr lagu yg update, indo, barat, dangdut, pop, mpe lagu2 jadul qte nnyiin,,
wkwkkw..
awalna c smngd 45!!!
swara mpe dpn gedung jga kdgrn tuh rombengna,,
1jem mce ok..
lma2, mulay pda lmes,,
qte bkn nnyi c sbnrna,,
ancurin kuping lbh tepatna,,
swara mulay dr yg bgus, pas2, mpe yg ancur kyk ember msuk petasan jga te2p cihuy..
g dha mulay chapee,,
swara g dha g kluarin smaa,,
mpe kntut2 g kgk dha ampasna ge saking capena,,
sbnrna c d happup dha yg jual mkann lngkap,,
tp kau twlhaa..
dompet g tdk memadai,,
jd g than laper mpe ntar blik k sms mkan kfc,,
murah, meriah, merona, merakya, merah, ,
wkwkwkkw..

dkarokean qte mngglaa..
naek2 kkursi kyk orang kmpung bru liat sofa, ,
truz dha F4 versi indo..
wkwkwkw..
team cwo yg smngd nnyina,,
wkwkkwkw..
fto2..
kyk byasa,,
wkwkwkwkwdmnapun n kpanpun,,
yg nmana fto kgk dha yg smpurna,,
pzte dha candid ala paparazi pinggiran,,
wkwkwkwkw..
tuhlha bbrp dr hsil candid..

oh y,,
mce nget kgk prmaen sd yg murah meriah tp bwat pipi kempot,,
wkwkwk..
tiup balon,,
dlu jman2na sd ska bngd bli d abang2 truz niup,,
td dbe bli balon d sagoo,
truz qte maen blon d,,
neh ftona..
:)

neh blon bwatn tommy..
gede bngdd..
:)

liat tmpang qte yg kyk naq qcil sng dpet balon,,
wkwkwkwk..

oh y,,
dha crita kocak neh pz ge maen balon,,
khan qte maen k downtown,,
nah,,
qte sma ge niup balon,,
truz anginna knceng,,
truz balon qte kabur,,
dha tim pnyelamat balon,,
wkwkwkwk..
wkwkkw..
klo balonmu ilang,,
HUB. 09090909090..
penangkap balon d sgla kondisi cuaca,,
wkwkwkwkw..

btw,,
omongn sd,,
lw mce nget gaya fto sd lw??
yg ge tren??
wkwkwkwk..
neh,,
liat naq SMU glaa yg bgya fto naq sd..
wkwkwkw..

yg jlas neh ari g sng,,
nget jman2 sd,,
yg norak, kocak, bnyk mslh, kjdian naq sd, kisah cintaa..
wkwkwkw..
klo dbhas2 kgk dha abisna,,
jman2na mce kcil,,
pz dcritain skrng rsana kock bngd..
dlu jmanna sd,,
cwo cman sntuhn ma cwe doanx dha d CIE2n dr sgla penjuru skul,,
wkwkkw..
pdhl cman bsntuhn biasa doanx,,
wkwkwkkw..
naq sd bnr2 y,,
polos bngdd..
tp g liat jman skrng naq sd dha pda nrokok,,
bujubuneng..
jman g kcil,,
boro2 rokok,,
liat pnsil jha dha d emut2,,
*kgk c lebay*
wkwkwkkw..
jman sd c boro2 d nrokok..
mce pitil2 gtu,,
twna cman mkan, tdur, maen, OMPOL, berak,,
pkokna sma cman FUN doanx,,
wkwkwkkwkwk..
yawdha d,,
sgne dlu.
bye bye..
:)

DVI tnggu REUNIAN k2!!!
:)

oh y..
neh vdeo qte d happy puppy..
vdeo geje tp INGETLHA ARI INI!!
ari yg seru..
:)

klo dha PNGEN jngn DITUNDA!! :(

lw tw kgk??
*pzte kgk twlha y*
g qhirna brasil nitip tmn g bli bju wall-e,,
bkn wall-e c,,
eve tpatna..
bju wall-e dha BIZ!!!!
SHIT!!
jd g bli bju eve,,
n lw tw??
hrgana 100rb!!!
:(
lbh mhal 20rb dr sblomna,,
g nyesel bngd pz g kmangdu qmrn g kgk bli,,
ANDAI wktu bsa diulang,,
g kgk bkal lkuin hal yg bdoh!
g pzte bli tuh bju n mce dha bju wall-en ge,,
lw tw alsan g kgk jd bli bju wall-e pz ari snen kmrn??
gra2 g pkir mhal bngd truz kgk bsa dtwar..
tnyta!!!!
pz nympe hume g nyeseeeeeeeeeelllllll bngd..
damn!
truz g cba ntip tmn2 g yg mw kmangdu tnyta bju wall-e dha biz,,
tgal yg eve,,
g tdna smpet ragu mw bli,,
tp g kgk mw nyesel ge,,
qhirna g mtusin bwad bli,,
n tnyta hrgana 100rb kgk bsa NAWAR!!
damn,,
cba wktu ntuh g te2p bli,,
ptma,,
hrgana mce 80rb!!
k2,,
g bsa bli bju wall-e..
hu..hu..
tp mw gmna ge,,
g bngun mw nyri bju wall-e dmna ge,,
g ska bngd ma wall-e,,
yawdhalha,,
nasi dha jd bubur..
krupu dha melempem..
nasi dha berkerak,,
mw dgmnain jga kgk bsa ge,,
wkwkwkkwkwkwkw..
tp yg jlas g bljr dr hal neh adlh,,
KLO LW DHA MW BLI MNDYNG JNGN LW TUNDA2 GE!!
:)

MEMEL!! <3

sdih g memel mnggu dha mw blik,,
kgk mw pisah,,
dy dha mw blik ge kspore,,
pdhl bru bntr,,
hu..hu..
neh tmn 1geng g jga,,
nma pnjang c mari melisa lemanto..
dy beasiswa lho d spore,,
ckckkc..
sblom dy dtrma dspore dy naq smuki..
mklum d,,
naq pnter..
g bnyk bljr dr dy..
g salut bngd pny tmn kyk dy,,
glaa..
lw hrs tw..
bnyk d yg hrs lw tw dr dy. .
dy tuh pnter, MANDIRI, kgk mw rpotin ortu, rajin..
pkokna bnr2 d,,
dewasa..
dy jga slalu bpkir positive..
wlwpun dy bnr dy kgk mw snaqna jha maen mrahinn orang..
g salut bngd,,
wlwpun dy cwe,,
dy brani bngd naek angkot, bus umum kskul..
pdhl humena d bsd,,
g jha kgk brani,,
wkwkwkkwkw..
mklumlha g..
wkwkwkw..
manxana neh neh,,
sdih rsana,,
h..hu..
ok d..
sgne dlu..
:)
i GLAD hving FREN like MEMEL!!
:)

BBQ dhume jsek,,

HOY!
neh ari g khume jsek bbqn..
sdih c kgk bsa kudz sma,,
kurang jsek resta,,
tp gpp,,
qte te2p HAPPY!!
yeeyy,,
:)
tuh dy orang2 yg kudz blog,,
seruu..
qte mkan mpe mnggla,,
wkwkwkw..

truz dha gtu qte jln k taman..
iseng drpd dhume doanx,,
qhirna qte fto2,,
scra dune bwa dslr,,
wkwkwkw..
mmm,,
trus qte fto2 mpe pwas,,
wkwk..
oh y..
memel dha mw blik mnggu neh,,
n bsk qte dha kgk bsa jln breng memel ge,,
jd neh bnr2 ari tqhir breng dy,,
sdihhh..
:(
wktu rsana gtu cpet y klo qte ge sng,,
truz FIY, cepe tmn g jga bln dpn akhir mw kluar ngri,,
skul n mntap dsno,,
g sdihh..
kykna atu2 tmn g dha pda pndh sma,,
hu..hu..
tgal g yg mce mndiami indo tcintaa,,
wkwkww..
ok,,
jngn sdihh..
ckup dha..
truz qte fto dtmn..
:)

neh qte ge bbq, n sma acara qte sariean..
wkwkw..

truz kyk byasa,,
sma fto kgk dha yg SEMPURNA!!
pzte dha jha slh fto, sngaja candid, keisengn naq2 bwad cri aib atu ama laen..
neh dy bbrp fto aib2 yg dha,,
wkwkwkw.
dr kgk sngaja d fto mpe yg dha psrah mw d phain..
wkwkw..
tp neh ari,,
MASKOTna adlh.........
*jrengjrengjreng*
SYAH2!!!
wkwkwkw..
dy bnyk bngd AIBna,,
wkwkw..
tp gpp,,
kdang aib tuh lucu koq,,
jngn malu ge,,
kyk blog yg sblomna,,
jngn malu ge ma aib fto doanx,,
kcuali lw fto tlanjang trus d atas kompor yg bdan lw dha syap jd babi guling,,
wkwkwk..
baru lw blh malu,,
tp klo cmna gne doanx mah, santay jha..
kdang kgk sma fto cntik tuh slalu bgus,,
bosen fto cntik mlu,,
wkwkwkwkwkkw..

neh ari g sng ps dhume jsek,,
tlpas dr pz g nympe hume n dha MSLH KLUARGA yg bwad g jd lmas tak bdaya..
sdih c..
cman mw gmna ge??
g tw mreka tw yg tbae bwad diri mreka n naq2na,,
phapun yg tjdi ma kluarga g ntar,,
i'm happy have they in my life,,
:)
g cman bsa bdoa,,
krna TUHAN yg tw yg tbae bwat g,,
g kgk mw maksa khendak g,,
wkwkwk..
yawdhalha,,
mls bhas ge,,
jd mellow ge ntar g,,
wkwkw..
ok d..
c u

:(

neh ari pdhl bngun tdur g mce happy,,
truz g khume jsek jga mce happy,
pz nympe hume,,
:(
SHIT!
g BT bngd,,
awalna byasa jha,,
sma bae2 jha..
tba2..
bonyok g brntem,,
damn,,
g bngun hrs gmna,,
g bt,,
wlwpun g kgk bsa critain sma dsne scra tbuka,,
intina g bt bngd n g kgk tw hrs gmna,,
yawdhalha,,
g cman bsa pzrah jha dsne,,
moga2 dha jln yg tbae,,
AMIN..
:(
phapun yg tjdi ntar,,
g te2p sayang mreka n mreka te2p bonyok g..
i love u mom,,
i love u dad..

WALL-E!!! <3<3

dvi LAFF WALL-E so MUCHH..
hu..hu..
mw pny robot WALL-E..
g jga kgk tw npa g SKA SKA SKA BNGGGGDDDDDDD ma WALL-E
tmpangna yg memelas n lucu bwat g dmen bngd ma WALL-E,,
g mw pny robotna,,
hu..hu..
cba jha g bsa bwat,,
g manx ska bngd ma kartuunn,,
wkwkwk..
tp g sngd ska wall-e..

the MONSTER! :)

wkwkwkwkw..
saking laperna mpe2 dr manusia normal BRUBAH jd MONSTER CANIBAL..
wkwkwkw...

HAPPY WEDNESDAY!! :DD

neh ari maen khume syah2 breng memel..
wkwkw..
truz psen pizza,,
fto2 kyk byasa, buka inet, gosip, ktaman bwat fto2,,
wkwkw..
truz nuntoen dvd breng..
SERU!
tp sayang memel dha mw blik k spore minggu,,
sdih..
:(
g sng neh ari,,
bsk moga lbh indah n sng dr neh ari,,
aminn..
:)

PERMAINAN BARU ERA GLOBALISASI!!

ANDA BOSAN DGN MAENAN JAMAN SKRNG??
TDK PNY BNYK UANG BWAT BLI MAINAN BGUS??

KINI HADIR TROBOSAN BARU ERA GLOBALISASI!!
PERMAIAN TIMEZONE yg MURAH MERIAH MERONA MERAKYAT..

cuman dgn 1 KOIN saja dpet mnghibur anda,,
silakhan di COBA!!
HV FUN!!


perkenalkhan PERMAINAN TIMEZONE baru,,
NOII PLAY N FUN..
wkwkw..
ckup msukin koin jha lngsxn dpet hiburan mpe glaa..
wkwkw..

SLAMAT MENCOBA!!

*ups*
pmaenan ini sangat jarang d temui,,
bru menyebar dwilayah tangerang jha,,
klo pasaran mkin luas akan dsebarkhan di JABOTABEK!

TRIO BABI BOLANG d JKRTA.. :)

hay hay hay..
wkwkw..
pz senen qmrn g ma noii n aaii mncoba nBOLANG k jkrta,,
wkwkw..
manx blom xtream c,,
wkwkw..
qte cman k pelangi, truz mangdu, sms..
: DDD
tp seru koq,,
pagi2 kra2 jem stgh9 qte dha kmpul dskul,,
ptmana mw blikin rapot,,
*twkhan qte dha naek kls! wkwkw..*
truz dha gtu qte turun d sms bwad naek shuttle,,
smpet dha dialog goblok antara qte yg buta shuttle dgn satpam yg bdoh!
A: "pak, shuttle jurusn semanggi jem brp y?"
S: "tunggu jha y de,, oran yg jual tiket blom dteng!"
N: "dha jdwalna kgk pak?"
S: "orangnya bntr ge dteng koq!"
N: "bkn pak, qte nnya dha jem brp jha? khan byasana dha papanna dsne!"
*satpamna mulai sewot kgk tw npa*
S: "ade duduk jha dlu!"
b3: "haah?? koq duduk?? qte nnya jem pak,, qte tw blina ntar cman mw tw jemna,,"
satpamna manx kgk tw orang planet mna kel y,,
kykna dy kgk arti qte omong pha..
*tba2 dha orang yg ama jurusn jga ma qte ibu2,,*
I: "de2, saya jga mw k semanggi, ade tnggu sne jha y! breng saya ntar!"
b3: "ohh gtu y tante.. tuh jem brp y shuttlena?"
I: "jem 10 breng saya!"
*satpamna mlah bwa galon aer naek motor kgk tw kmna*
D: "tuh satpam sbnrna erti kgk c qte omong pha? mlah jutek ge!"
A: "tw tuh, yawdhalha.. suka2 tuh satpam!"
dha gtu shuttlena dteng,,
tp lw tw??
tnyta qte slh,,
shuttle yg jem ptma cman ssa 1 orang bwat c ibu doanx,,
qhirna qte hrs mbil jem2 yaitu jrem11..
damn!

neh qte ge nunggu shuttle yg smpet narsis..
qte 3 babi gla nunggu jem11 srsa lmaa bngd,,
qhirna qte maen krtu..
scra molna mce tutup n qte 3 babi glaa dha nunggu shuttle yg tnyta dtgal jga..
qhirna qte brangkat jga..
wkwkw..
scra ddlm shuttle sma orang tua yg dha ibu2 n bapak2..
yg sibuk dgn hpna, dha yg tdur, dha yg dyem doanx liat jln mngkn mw bnuh diri d tol..
wkwkw..
truz qte 3 babi glaa..
mlah ktwa2, krjain MAINAN TIMEZONE, fto2 tentuna,,

neh qte dha d shuttle, liatkhan 3 babi glaa slalu happy.. :)liat c noii mlah k panasan sdangkhan g ma aai mce happy2 jhaa..:DDwkwkw..
qhirna nympe qte d pelangi,,
lngsnx mkan pizza,,
wkwkw..
LAPER BOK!
truz qte nungguin supir aai dteng bwat anter qte k mangdu!!

neh qte ge nunggu supir tante aai dteng!!
qte shopping neh tuh,,
g cman bli skiny item, rok high wise, atasan..
n lw pda tw..
:(
aku sdihh,,
g kgk jd bli bju WALL-E!!!
hu..hu..
g CINTA bngd ma WALL-E!!
ska ska ska ska ska bngdddd..
tp g kgk bli,,
n skrng g MENYESAL LUARR BIASA!!!
hu..hu..
poor DVI,,
qte muter2 harcomas, itc mangdu, mol mangdu, pasar pagi..
pkokna skitar tuhlhaa..
n tbalha sore yg toko2 dha mw tu2p..
lw tw pha yg d lakukhan 3 babi gila??
qte bru sdar qte kgk tw mw pulang naek pha..
wkwkw..
mw naek trans bsd, tp qte kgk tw jem,,
mw naek angkot,,
kgk tw naek angkot kmna..
mw naek taxi??
OMG!!
mpe jual BH, kolor, kutangpun blom tntu bsa bayar argona yg LUARR BIASA!!
stlh ptus asa..
kgk tw mw pulang gmna,,
drpd qte jd 3babi gembel merana d jln,,
qte turun,,
qlwar dr mangdu truz qte cba nnya tukang taxi yg bae..
dmna qte bsa naek trans bsd..
dha gtu,,
pz d jlsn..
dsbrang jln yg macet,,
muncul tulisan surga!!
TRANS BSD!!
qte spontan treak,,
tuh tuh busna..
wkwkw..
qte lngsnx lari kyk 3 babi maraton k tmpat brenti bus,,
lmyn jau jga,,
3 babi maraton dha mulay sesek napas n lari mpe kekentut2..
wkwkw..
qte kjar busna,,
PUJI TUHAN!!
busna dpet,,
pz msuk, qte qra qte bkal bediri gra2 kgk dpet duduk..
tp tnyta TUHAN BAIK!!
d blkang dha pz 3 kursi bwat 3 babi glaa..
wkwkw..

qte lngsnx narsis pz dha dpet bus n otw pulang! liat btpa kumel, kucel, lepek qte..
dha kyk 3babi biz dgoreng dminyak bumi,,
wkwkw..
lw liat yg dblkang qte dha deretan orang2 yg kepo,, dr awal qte naek mpe pulang.. sma obrolan qte dy dgrn, pha pun yg qte lakukan dy lai,, damn! KEPO!
qhirna qte slamet pulang,,
wkwkw..
qte fto2 d bus, ngbanyol ala babi, smsn, krjain NOII, kentut2..
kwkwkw..
kgklha,,
truz qte k sms n mkan maen, truz pulang..

neh qte nympe sms tmnn aai mkan,, soalna dy dha maag yg hrs sering mkan..

glaa..
nympe hume g lngsnx mndi lulur,,
daki g dha seitem2 pha tw kle, bau g dha kyk bau bandot biz boker kciprat jamban kle,,
wkwkw..
pz mandi,,
g brasa bdan g kyk pinokio,,
kaku pegel linu,,
dha kyk jelly yg kgk dha tulang saking capena,,
butt..
g sng bngd d..
wkwkw..
wlwpun 3 babi nBOLANG yg mngkn mce byasa tp lmynlhaa..
wkwkw..