WE ROCK DUFAN! :)

bawal dr kmrn mlm,,
g d invet d chat ma dbe, cepe..
mreka njakin g kdufan,,
mw c g sbnrna,,
tp duit g bwat neh bln tgal 120rb,,
truz g bru tw klo tiket msuk dufan jha 140rb!!
OMG, jngnkhan bwad kudz kdufan, bwad msukna jha g kgk mampu..
truz CEPE yg sngd baik hati tba2 blang, "vie, lw mw pnjem duit g dlu kgk??"
glaaa..
tuh dha kyk secerca oase d gurun kering!!
cahilah bahasa g sok puitis sampah,,
wkwkwkkw
nah truz qhirna tbalha neh ari,,
krna qte ge mw pngiritn bsar2n jd lw tw??
qte kmbali nbolang..
wkwkw..
bwa bekal, minum dr hume..
wkwkwkw..
truz bwa bju, bh, klor sma dbwa,,
wkwkwk..
tp manx bguna lho!!
wkkwkwkwkwkw
truz pagi2 bngun jem7 kurang soalna qtmu mcd alsut jem stgh8 soalna mw naek trans bsd..
truz dha kmpul qte capcus k transbsd..
dha gtu ge otw!
UNTUNG mce otw..
NIA sang BAE HATI tlp nnya qte bbrp truz mw nebeng dy jha kg??
OMG!!
PUJI TUHAN HALELUYA SEMBAH SUJUD NUNGGING KOPROL!!
wkwkkwkw..
kgk mngknlha tqe tolak,,
scra qte KERE MANIAK, lmyn glaa irit 30rb!!
truz qte nunggu dpn OMNI..
lmyn c,,
qra2 stgh jemn..
qte byasalha nbanyol, ktwa2, bcanda goblok tp bwat qte sng!!
awal2na smngd, lma2 dha mulay cape..
wkwkwk..
qte dha kyk 4 cwe tolol bdiri dpn OMNI..
ge bdiri asek2 tba2 dha truk lwat truz lindes pha gtu jd bunyi petasan gtu..
lngsng 4 cwe LATAH treak dha kyk dunia milik pribadi djln..
mulay dr latah yg ane mpe yg prah kluar..
b4: "eh anjing lw babi lw kodok setan dsr glaa syok g!"
truz ktwa!!
GEJE bngd y?
wkwkwkw.
trzu dteng nia ma bkapna..
bae bngdd..
dmobil dha felis, aai, evan, ma pepi..
truz tmbah qte b4,,
jln k ancol..
slma pjlnn dha jha hal tolol yg qte ktwain..
mngkn byasa jha cman slalu dbwat ktwa,,
pz nympe, ancol blom buka..
g dha antri tiket..
ajegilee tiketna bnrn 140rb!
nyesek..
pz nympe kyk byasa FTO!!
wkwkkww..
truz qte ge omongn slh atu tmn sd qte yg sering dbully,,
qte pgil dy c bengkok..
wkwkkw..
krna dy bongkok xtream!!
tba2 ge ntaen dy gtu tnytaaa, dha dy d dufan!!
wkwkwkwkw.
UMUR BENGKOK!!
wkwkwkwk
dha gtu msuk, ptma qte maen TORNADO!!
asekk..
pwas bngd maen tornado..
oh y, d tornado jga dha rombongn 2kluarga dr surabaya gtu,,
mce medok2,,
tp seru koq,,
bae orangna,,
qte smpet fto breng n NEBENG FTO k dy,,
kgk tw d tuh d apus kgk klo dy jiji liat qte,,
wkwkwkwk
biz tuh pmaenn neh yg g kgk ska,,
kgk mw naek ge..
KINCIR2,,
g naek biz tornado,,
glaa..
slsai tuh g brasa otak g dperut, perut g dpantat, mata g d tete!! (LHO?)
wkwkwkw
g puyeng mw muntah,,
babi..
g lngsnx lemes, lunglai mpe kgk bsa kentut,,
y ylha manx lw kntut tyap dtik? tolol g!
wkwkwkw
truz bbrp pmaen g kgk kud gra2 mce puyeng pala g,,
y y, ,
g akui fisik g sngd lemah, kgk kyk tmn g yg laen,,
dha nini2 g dha lenje n tua,,
wklwkwkkw..
truz dha gtu qte maen bbrp pmaenn truz mkan..
yeey,,
aku buka bekal dr hume,,
:)
untung jga soalna yg laen mhal2,,
wkwkwkw..
truz biz mkan g dha enakn,,
dha syap bwat maen yg laen..
qte biz mkan nuntoen SPIDEMAN!!
wooww..
g ska lho!!
g ge mimpi kpan g bsa kyk gtu,,
g ska teater drama gtu,,
sbnrna g mw lho jd artis,,
kyk impian gtu..
tp lw twlha g..
glaaa..
mw jd artis pha??
artis pmbntu dsiksa aer pnas dlindes mobil tgal debu g??
g ge..
wkwkwkw..
OH Y!!
omong2 soal artis td dha artis yg iklan pha gtu yg gery salut coklut kykna naq cwena yg bule tuh dha ddufan kyk breng gtu maenn..
y oloh!!
nungging pantat g,,
blagu jha,,
norak ge ma tmn2na..
mlzn,,
wkwkkwkkw..
truz qte maen2 ge..
n lw tw??
dha hal bdoh yg tjadi ma g!!
mngkn klo d dialogin jd gne,,
kgk tw lucu kgk..

manx kdang NARSIS mmbwa PETAKA!!
crita g ge jln ma tmn2 g dr mcd mw kmna gtu,,
g ge jln santay gtu d deretan tgh klo kgk slh,,
g dgr swara dr blkng yg g pkir tmn g tuh njakin fto..
A: treak! "e, fto yukk!"
tnpa mikir pha2, yg g dgn sngd sngd PD g kira tuh tmn g yg njak tnpa mkir g nengok, treak!
dvi: "YUUUKKK!!"
OMG!!
pz g nengok orang laen,,
bkn tmn g,,
cwe tmpang beku mndiem bngun gra2 dha orang glaa tba2 nymber njak dfto pdhl kgk!!
g lngsnx nkaakk sjd2na,,
tmn2 g lngsnx hina2 g dgn binal n ktwa gede bngdd,,
truz tmn g blang,,
kykna orang td tuh kgk jd fto d gra2 dy kra qte ktwain dy pdhl g ge ktawain KTOLOLAN DVI!!

truz qte naek pha gtu g luphaa n lw tw??
orang yg td omong fto tuh qtmu ma g ge,,
anjriitt,,
wkwkwkw,,
malu g, tp g sok stay cool jha,,
kyk kgk tjdi pha2,,
TAE bngd g!!
truz tmn2 g dha pda treak : "fto yuukk!!" truz djwab ge : " YUUUUKKK!!"
JREB!! nancep!
wkwkwkw
dha gtu g naek niagara!
SERU!
sbnrna lw tw kgk??
g ma aai tuh sbnrna kgk basah ma kle,,
c dune ma cepe yg kuyup..
n lw tw? mreka dndam,,
mreka kgk trima klo qte kgk bsahh,,
n qhirna dr blkang mreka dgn binalna guyur aer k qte,,
jdlha qte bsah!!
dha gtu qte lngsnx lnjud naek arum jeram,,
ptma g mlih tmpat duduk dket ma dune, jd adep k jln yg bkal qte jlnn,,
truz evan ploh tmpat duduk yg blkngn jalur aer yg bkal qte lwatn,,
bru msukin spatu kdlm,,
jln bru jga stgh meter,,
glaa..
dha kna aer g,,
tas, baju, bh, kolor, clna sma basah,,
glaa..
g spnjang jln ankat tas g,,
dha srsa mng kjwaraan olimpiade yg bwa2 piala pdhl bwa tas,,
glaa..
basah sma,,
bju gnti g lngsnx g amankhan,,
dha gtu lw tw??
tololna qte,,
mw keringn bdan naek ontang anting!!
GOBLOK jga y qte,,
mw keringn bju mah gnti bju gtu,,
neh qte mlah naek ontang anting,,
dha kena angin, kering kgk bsa2 bsk msuk angin n kena paru2 bsah,,
tolol..
wkwkkwkwkwkw..
dha gtu biz naek tuh bju kering cman demek2 asem cetut bletek mlah mw naek arum jeram ge..
TOLOL bngd y,,
wkwkwkw..
truz dha gtu qte naek ge..
dha ge neh k goblokan qte..

khan biz naek ontang anting qte mw arum jeram ge,,
c cepe tmn g niatna mw njakin qte yuk jln k arum jeram,,
tp dy mlah slh omong..
jdna gne kira2 klo ddialog!
cepe: "oi, yuk jln yuk k muara karang!"
truz tmn g c dbe dgn polosna jwab..
dbe: "yuk k PIK yuk brenang!!"
g jga manx dha dsrna LEMOT, TELMI, kgk nymbung hooh jha ge,,
dvi: "duhh, glaa.. klo k PIK g kgk dha duit, jual bh neh g!"
tba2 dune mulay erti..
dune: "HAAH?? phaan c? koq k muara karang?
cepe: " e, slh mksdna k arum muarmu! e pha c tuh nmana?"
lngsnx d treakin..
anak2: "ARUM JERAM BEGO! mlah nymbung k muara karang, PIK!! TOLOL"
wkwkwkkwkwkw

crita dha mw naek ge neh arum jeram,,
skrng g lbh psyapn,,
g msukin tas g k plastik byar kgk bsah,,
spatu g jga..
g kgk mw jatuh klubang yg ama bwat k2 klena,,
kyk keledai yg jtuh k lubang yg ama bwat k2 kle,,
klo g kgk mw kuyup ancur barang g bwat k2 klena..
wkwkwkwk..
trzu dha nympe critana..
g mw nwek plih tmpat duduk kgk mw d tmpat yg td dunx,,
gra2 td g kena aer pling bnyk,,
qhirna g plih tmpat duduk yg blkangn jalur aer yg bkal qte lwatin,,
sng dunx g,,
yeeyy,,
pkir g dsne kgk bkal kna aer,,
twna!!!
manx tuh aer dha kira g kolam kle,,
dkra g ratu aer sejagat kle,,
bru jln kna aer,,
bh, klor, baju sma basah kuyup..
g kmbali ritual spti biasa,,
angkat tas n spatu g layakna kyk orang dpet piala,,
dha kyk lomba ktangkasan gtu g hindarin aer mansur aer k tas n spatu g,,
bru g ge omong d jln,,
lw tw tmn g yg nmana felis?
glaaa..
g ksx dy gelar RATU KERING d tuh,,
dy naek tuh kgk dha bsah2na ma skle,,
g bngun dy hoky bnr,,
bnr2 kering kinclong gtu,,
kyk naek aer d matahari gtu kering..
g bru ge omong!
dvi: "tuh c fliz dsno hrs bsah tuh byar adi...."
blom mpe mingkem tuh mulut slsai omongn tuh dha d guyur ge,,
glaa..
bsah total g,,
mlah d hina2 gtu ge,,
nancep g,
wkwkkw..
lngsnx g gnti bju,,
wkwkwkw..

mlah pz g ge gnti bju dkmar mndi gtu dha orang dr lwar kyk omong gtu mksdna k g,,
g dgr dr dlm,,
y mngkn g manx dha lma cman g jga natri..
ibu tae: "duh, neh sypa c ddlm, lma bngd!"
dvi: tae neh ibu,, g jga antri (dlm ati) truz sngaja g lma2n,,
pz g kluar g liat tmpang tuh ibu tae sinis g dha nungguin jha tuh klo mpe dy omel omong ge kyk td,,
lngsnx g njak perang tae tuh ddlm,,
lngsnx g jwabn kle tuh,,
lw kira neh wc pny bpak moyang lw? g jga antri kle! babi lw!"
dsr ibu muka kyk tae,,
dha muka item abstrak, bau, dhalha mirip tae g yg tyapa ri g bwang,,
jd slama neh g bwang tuh ibu k kloset,,
HAHAHAHHAHA.. NKAAK G!!
mngkn tuh ibu skrng kupingna bkn panas,,
khan byasa klo orang ge d omongn kupingna pnas kta mitos,,
tp klo tuh ibu kupingna kluar tae kle,,
wkwkkw,,

mmpus d tuh ibu! RESE!

dha rapi gtu qhirna mreka naek tornado ge,,
tp g kgk mw,,
g tkut eneg ge,,
g dha kgk kuat,,
dha lemes,,
kntut g jga dha tisur sma,,
wkwkwkwk..
dha gtu g naek yg kuda tuh,,
kyk naek kcil y?
tp g ska,,
truz naek bianglala,,
liat indahna jkrta dr atas,,
pasang lagu JAIHO nnyi2 d bianglala,,
pling norak, rusuh ndri,,
mngkn klo d liat dr bwah cman tmpat g, dune, cepe, dbe, aai yg goyang2 gra2 gerak2 mluu..
truz qhirna naek potang potang,,
syangna dha c tp mlmna qte ge,,
g ma evan..
g duduk dsblh kanan byar g yg gncet dy soalna dy gede g dha kyk upil gtu dbnding dy,,
klo dy yg gnjet g dha kyk upil d laminating,,
wkjkwkwkw..
truz tuhkhan cpet gtukhan,,
g dha gncet dy,,
dha srasa ge pcaran mw cipokan,,
qhirna g tdurn d dbahu dy,,
saking capena,,
wkwkwk..
g tdur spnjang tuh merem,,
slaen cape byar kgk puyeng jga,,
dha srsa ge iklan shampoo g,,
rmbut g ktiup angin gtu mlambai2,,
truz rmbut g msuk mlut dy,,
wkwkwkkwkwkw..
dha kyk pha jhaa,,
qhirna qte pulang djmput ma papyna nia,,
mampir mcd dlu mkan..
laper,,
babi2 d perut g dha pda grook grook grrokk mnta mkan,,
mkan truz blik,,
dmobil byasalha,,
ktwa2 bhas hal tolol..
wkwkkwkwkw..
truz pulang,,
nympe hume g qra2 stgh11 kurang tnpa mkir ge g lngsnx mndi 1jem d kmar mndi,,
wkwkwk..
lulur2n, sikat kaki, sabunan, gosok badan, kramas mpe brsih kinclong,,
tdna g dha kyk orang kmpung maen d lupur, bau bandarkebang, bmnyak, lepek kyk juragan minyak biz dangdutan,,
wkwkwkwkkw..
yawdhalhaa..
sgne dulu,,
ntar ftona g msukin d post slnjutna d,,
neh kykna dha pnjang bngdd,,
wkwkwk..
ok d,,
WE ROCK DUFAN!!
YEEYY..
:)