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pha jha y? g mndadak luphaa.. hmm,, ohhhh.. kmrn g fudsal! HAHAHAHAHHA.. sng bnr g klo fudsal.. truz dha orang yg g bnci.. tepatna qte! ngeb jha namana kirminah yg qte sbel tuh.. jd qhirna c kirmina tuh dteng jga tuh xkul,, truz dha gtu. qte maen2.. cahilah,, lw tw kgk, nmana jga maen fudsal, skit SEDIKIT BUKAN MSLH! dy kgk tw g klee, tyap maen fudsal meki g kna mulu, truz kna gebok bola, urat2 kaki g kyk party urat gtu mpe skit. truz tmn g c tora jha mpe luka jatuh gtu, dagingna kliatan! truz dy kyk cman kna senggol biru dikit lngsnx mnta pulang! 1 kata d tuh bwat c kirminah : ANJING! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. lw tw kgk, kmrn tuh g bru jha sng meki g kmrn aman dr hantamn2.. trus tnyta mlah lbh berat! anjing, hHAHAHAHAHA.. jd ge maen ptma dada g kna bola, cetree. aww. 1kle, sbnrn tuh bkle2 knana.. truz crita c sab ge mw nendang dr dpn gwang jarak dket.. lw tw ndri c sab tndangnna dha kyk banteng amuk liat istri banteng slingkuh ma anak klinci gtu.. HAHAHAH tolol, mna dha banteng cwe slingkuh ma klinci.. HAHAHAHAHA kyk minyi gtu,, HAHAHAHAHAH.. truz dha gtu dy tndang g tepis,, kna pantat kanan g.. untung kgk goal.. anjrit.. klo dha kyk gtu truz goal c g lngsnx tusuk pantat g kyk lolipop.. glaaa,, pantat g lngsnx nyutnyutn,, glaa d.. dha kyk lngsnx kenceng cekung kdlm gtu pantat g,, truz sblh kiri yg byasa jha brasa kyk pantat oma g yg dha kendor kulitna,, kyk ngleper2 gtu,, kyk kendor ma kenceng sblh pantat g! sumpah, mpe neh ari pntat g mce kenceng sblhh,, truz lw tw kgk yg lbh tolol pha ge.. jd crita c tora khan jatuh noh yg bdarah mpe kyk dagingna kliatn tuh, truz g, sab, zha2 nyari obat2n bwat tora.. truz k ruang guru, mbil kotak p3k.. HAHAHAH. awalna qte cman mw mbil betadin doanx, truz tba2 g mw nolong tora n dha motivasi SEDIKIT iseng liat dha alkohol,, jd g blang jha neh c tora prlu pke alkohol.. bwat brshin kumanna blablabla.. truz qhirna qte spkat bwat boongin dy klo blang qte mw cuci kakina pke alkohol n cruh dy tdurn.. truz tololna dy nurut.. HAHAHHA.. tp smpah tuh skit bnr,, dha gtu qte maen bola.. awal2na team g tpuruk! y ylha.. lwan g KAPTEN SAB, dun, adish, tora.. ckkckc.. kurang hbat pha cba,, tp tetep team g manx dha kompak.. zha2, noi, anak bru lupha nmana sypa, nana calon kpten brikutna, g!! 6-4! uhuuuyy!!! HAHAHAAHAHHA..

oh y.. g ktmu tmn bru yg d knaln ma noi. nmana cecel! HAHAHAHAHAHAH.. awalna g lupha npa g bsa knal ma dy.. kykna c awal ptmuan qte pzte dy dha jiji liat makluk ane tak tau malu kyk g.. HAHAHAHHA OHHHH.. g inget.. awal ptmuan qte tuh pz d tarki. lw dha g critain blom c? jd tuh g ge ul susuln math STATISTIK d ruang guru pualng skul, bayangn. nmana statistik tuh khan yg itung data2 gttu.. data g dha tuh dha 105 angka.. anjing, truz lw tw d ruang guru g d phain? DKERJAIN! babi bnr2. kykna dmna pun g brada g slalu d bully. d latah2n ma guru2.. truz tuh guru2 kyk sng gtu, kyk ktmu maenan barbie yg mw d botakin.. tai. truz dha slsai g klua, g bca d hp g dha 8 sms yg tntang bsket d tarki.. g tlp tmn g c try dy blang dha sparing d tarki.. truz g dha pnik gnti bju, pke bju bsket rapih+spatu truz djmput naek motor ma try,, glaaa.. d njakin ngebut! dha gtu c try pke lwat kyk gang yg bnyk debu,, cahilahh.. mata g dha kyk sipit msuk debu2, truz entah npa g klo naek motor slalu cnyum,, alhasil g nympe d tarki dgn gigi kering dha keset2 debu tebel ma kaki g gemeteran glaa.. gra2 naek motor,, dha kyk nene2 bis d kagetin mw d jorokin dr atas puncak gunung! dha gtu g lari buru2, tnyta ktmu tmn g truz mreka mlah blang "bye, vi. dluan y!" nah lho? g bngun.. koq dha dha.. pha g yg tlat dteng, pha g yg ngigo. "manx tndingna dha slsai?" g nnya k tmn g. tmn g jwab dgn santay " yg tnding tuh cman cwo doanx vi, cwe kgk.. ktana yg cwe tarki cman 5 orang!" JEDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...... g lngsnx duduk ngegloso d lantay tarki,, gd ha kyk orang tolol lari, pke bju lngkap, gigi kering, mata msuk debu. tnyta kgk tnding.. tp kgk rugi jga. g knaln tuh ma c cecel glaa. HAHAHAHAH. truz g nkaak2 ma c sab n try b3.. truz dha c noi,, awalna c cecel kyk jiji gtu liat g.. dha omong meki knceng d skul orang kgk tw malu.. HAHAHAh.. qhirna c noi knalin g k c cecel.. as always, g grogi.. g kyk oh y hay, dvi! g kira mah c cecel kyk cwe cantik yg kgk mw pnas2n alim, yg krjaanna cman shopping, rwat kuku.. tnytaaaaaaaaaaaa...... DY PNJUAL BH YG GLAAAA!!!! kompak d ma g.. hahahahah,,, truz g jln breng wktu ntuh.. ma c noi n cecel. pulang skul biz gmpa tuh.. n mreka kgk les gra2 g! HAHAHAHAHA.. maxn ratu iblis d neh g.. HAHAHAHA..

lw tw kgk c yg tragedi gempa tuh? ckckc.. kykna bumi pun bergejolak kle gra2 lw bayangn tmn2ku saynggg.. lw pcya kgk c.. g jha kgk pcya!! seumur idup g!!! bru kle neh DANCE SENI G 90!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! y olooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh.. rsana g dha kyk mw panjat tembok china d tuh,, n terjun dr menara eifel sklian! ckckckc.. lw tw g dpet 90 pdhl g jd pha? g cman jd : SEMAK BELUKAR!!!! neh kyk bnr2 d luar dugaan g tmn2.. ckckc.. lw byngn semak jha 90! glaaa.. g praise the LORD d.. jd awalna g tuhd ha dteng kak nungky dha omel gra2 g kgk pke bju bwad nari, sbnrna g bwa cman adish zha2 kgk bwa jd bukti solidaritas g, g kudn.. truz dhukum bok. push up 50, lari bolak balik 2 kle.. ckckkc.. knceng otot g.. dha gtu kak nungky tba2 blang "ari neh saya mw ambil nilai tari (pha gtu g lupha) jd kalian saya ksx wktu n psyapn, critana cman simple bngd, ular kluar dr semak ambil makanan n msuk lagi k sarangna. kalian buat tarian kyk itu n ntar ari neh juga d tampilin!" JEDEEEERRR!! g kyk lngsnx nganga gtu.. mampus jha,, tarian ular msuk semak gtu.. untung g cman jd semak.. dha gtu d akhir2na kak nungky blang "mnurut saya kls neh..........(kyk gntung gtu)" g y dha hopeless lngsx treak "paling jlek" truz kak nungky blang "paling BAGUS!!!!!* GLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... g lngsnx treaaakkkk melambay! "dan kls neh smana saya ksx nilai 90!!!!!!!" glaaaaaaaaaa.. g dr duduk dha cape jd semak kyk bwat lurusn kaki kgk mampu pz dgr tuh g loncat lnsgxn treak2. bru jga byebye klaur ruang sni truz c ka treak! G E M P A ! yahh.. g awalna kira c ka cman boong, g santay jha.. e tnyta bnrn!! glaaa.. g liat dgn mata kpala sndrir ruangn dpn g goyang2 kyk ge byebye gtu k g!! truz dgn tolol g, dun, zha2, adish jongkok dpn ruang kbaktian! lw tw qte npain? bdoa, nnyi2 lagu tuhan, g silang jari bdoa demi tuhan! glaaa.. g mpe syok, truz lari k bwah n g dha pling gmnbel.. kyk tmn2 g yg laen cntik2 pke sragam. g dha pke bju seni, cman pke kos kaki, bau ketek gne biz dance, kumel, yawdhalha.. tgal tmbah mangkok duduk mnta duit g lnsgnx jd pngemis skolah!

y kurang2 lbh tuh hari2 yg g jlni.. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA..